by Felix Edinborough (Pierrot Grenade)
I just want to express my heartfelt appreciation
For Brian's grandiloquent contribution
In and out of the carnival celebration
Both as a great person and the quintessential Midnight Robber
Because he was always one or the other
Or most times even both together
Brian was what you would call a Midnight Robber fadder
They couldn't have nobody better
When you hear him with he long, long speech
You had was to say - Boy that man could preach!
He would make you hand over wealth and ammunition
And would accomplish his mission without corruption
Because he would have such bombastic language
That without even using parliamentary privilege
He would cover you with slander
And call you mocking pretender
And make you bend your knees
And hand over your treasure keys
When Brian gave you his genealogy pardner
You know this was no two by four Midnight Robber
He would tell you that from the age of one
His life's story had just begun
And when his great grandfather's treasures were stolen
From his guarded coffer
There and then he became a Midnight Robber
His eloquence and verbosity would cause you such trepidation
That you would hand over your life savings without hesitation
For you know if you only make the mistake and hesitate
You could be victim one hundred and…something in a parlous state
Worse yet when you hear his name Canganciero
That would make you tremble from head to toe
I could hear him saying at the big Pearly Gate
Be quick, be quick it is getting late
And when he let loose his bombast without half-truths innuendoes or lies
Peter bound to say, Brian boy you have talked your way into Paradise
A person who spent so much time on life's stage
Preserving our cultural heritage
And did so much for our traditional carnival celebration
Deserves our highest commendation May Brian's soul rest in peace
And with that sincere wish my words will now cease |